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CAMPAIGN PROMISES

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    I will fight for every last person and make sure to use all of the power, for the good of our people! Aka All LIVING CREATURES! 

  2.  

    I will move any mountain in our way!

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    Some form of reparations for the people who have been taken advantage of, for far too long. I am truly abhorred by our countries actions and will ensure it never happens again! Give reparations to all who have been wrongfully convicted of crimes they never should have been charged with, in the first place!

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    Make sure the history books are accurate and only show the ugly truth of our dark history! 5200/5500 record-able years have been us being ineffably disturbing! 

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    Foreign Policy: Make sure that we don’t let our soldiers who have died, not to have died in vain. To make sure we honor the wishes of the fallen, from WW2 and those still with us. To create a just world, where the little people don’t have a boot on their neck, by the so-called protectors. Where people have food, clean water, and air, where people understand and love one another for who they are. As long as they aren’t harming people like in North Korea, we should respect their wishes and customs. To love one another like family and to never be divided again. To ensure the rest of the world knows that we are here to play ball and to be a family! Without each other, we are nothing and disrespect those that have fallen, so we could live a peaceful life! Not one where we are fake with each other and ourselves. Let’s forgive, but never forget and let’s honor the fallen, by not making more useless dead bodies! Let's please use this wonderful gift called life and use it, to its fullest potential! Let's not waste any more time and fix the planet, ourselves, and everything! I wish for all of our countries, to get rid of borders and to work together as one! Like Star Trek. One Federation! "To go where no man, has boldly gone before!" Ask questions for anything you are confused or curious about! Imagine the endless possibilities, if we just worked together and had #humangoals and wanted #Toendallinjustices !

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    To never accept dirty or blood money knowingly.

  7.  

    I will never negotiate with our rights or anything that is conscionable. Like access to clean water,  clean air, Medicare for all, etc. Update the Bill of Rights and all documents like it! Update our constitution! I want to make things like the Internet, a right to have! It's essential in this day and age! 

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    I will ensure every aspect of life: from movie-making to cooking shows, to news, to every corner of our lives, has committees, that will ensure our lives are updated to the times and have US in mind. No more catering to the whims of Congress, corporations, or anyone else, that has acted like Predators towards us! 

  9.  

    To ensure the safety, happiness, privacy, and all good things in the world (My thoughts are all objective, based on stats and common sense). I am like Spock! Think logically, but with compassion!

  10.  

    PSA: I will do everything in my power to keep to my word. I am, but one indigent and invisible man, however, us together! = Stronger than anything that could be thrown our way! So please, for the love of all of God's critters and humans and Mother Nature! Let's work together, towards a beautiful future! Remember United We Stand, or Divided We Fall (We are divided beyond anything at the moment. Let's change that!)

  11.  

    P.S. English is my worst subject. I apologize! I come in peace, just being real! Please never assume. Simply ask: if you are concerned, curious, or anything. 

  12.  

    I will make sure all things like Section 230 regarding the Internet: Are abolished and replaced with the best way to protect our children and ourselves from misinformation and companies' abuse of their power! 

  13.  

    Tax the rich and have a system like the 80s where you can afford a house, car, etc!

  14.  

    Legalize all drugs that scientists deem safe for people to use. Like Marijuana. I also want to have jobs for people who use drugs like acid to keep them safe. Like a babysitter to ensure that no foul play happens! That way, we could make drugs as safe as possible (people are going to do them anyways, mind as well, make them as safe as possible!) and we can use the profits to ensure teachers get paid fairly, children don't starve at school, and anything else needed for the good of the country and our communities! 

  15.  

    If you want me to add other campaign promises. Simply ask! I am a genie who is bound by law and rules and etc!

  16.  

    Best healthcare possible, designed with us in mind! 

  17.  

    Fix the Justice System and make sure to go over every single case, with a fine-combed brush, and to make sure that everyone in there, had a fair case and wasn't left behind in the Tsunami of greed, corruption, abuses of power, etc! 

  18.  

    Use the new committee system to come up with the best way to educate our young minds and to ensure bullying, abuse of power, or any other immoral practices do not exist!

  19.  

    End "legal bribery" and the corporations having their way with lobbyists and such! The new lobbying will involve only lobbying on the behalf of something genuinely good for the people and the will of the people. No more corruption and abuse of power!

  20.  

    Cut unnecessary red tape! 

  21.  

    Make sure that laws can be changed in the quickest way possible! That way, people affected by crimes and situations that aren't covered, can have justice that is swift! Not molasses!

  22.  

    Have everything checked from finances to education and everywhere else that could require oversight where people could have been abused!

  23.  

    Judges who have absolute power, need to be checked! The committee will come up with a way to put checks and balances, to ensure that if a judge overreaches, it can be handled a lot more swiftly! Same-day service! 

  24.  

    Abortion AKA anything to do with your body autonomy!=Her body and HER choice! 

  25.  

    Disband private schools! Everyone should have the right to quality education! Regardless of where you are from! If we are to truly be equal, we can't have rich people schools and poor people schools! No one is above anyone! Even myself! We are all human!

  26.  

    Support everything GREEN (climate change) and LGBTQ+!

  27.  

    Any excess money made from my policy changes, will be divided amongst all 18+ Americans (if there is excess! The original location of funds will go to things like paying teachers adequately and etc!

  28.  

    Change all work relations as equal from the employer and employee! From a federal level as to have no more at will states! It's an outrage on how we treat our workers! 

  29.  

    Money or things that are time-sensitive will be done immediately or asap! Aka, stimulus checks will be deposited to the account you want, immediately! No shenanigans when you are in desperate need of the governments' help! We are here to PROTECT AND SERVE! Not to cuck you! 

  30.  

    Online voting! No BS voting! 

  31.  

    Change hearts and minds! 

  32.  

    Whether you are a police officer, in the military, or etc, your rights are still installed and not taken out because the government wants good obedient sheep! Everything should be questioned (within reason!)

  33.  

    Anytime new technologies come out, we will integrate them immediately after we figure out the best way to go about it!

  34.  

    Add exigent circumstances to laws! So people who do extraordinary things, don't get railroaded because the times haven't caught up! 

  35.  

    Make sure you are never huddled over scared, lost in a hurricane, or etc! Take care of our people!

  36.  

    Eradicate all pests, like bed bugs!

  37.  

    Allow all assisted pets people want! Give people freedoms they never had! Lay off the extreme and invasive laws! 

  38.  

    Make sure people can't go to jail just for having a motive! They must be able to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that someone is guilty! 

  39.  

    Make sure that people can't be bullied by their employers! Aka the Boston Legal episode where a cross-dresser was banned from finishing a competition because of saving face! That's disgusting!

  40.  

    Make sure people have access to PPE or anything they NEED! No more companies trying to murder us during a pandemic because they don't want to cut into their billions of dollars of profit! People>Money always! *Within reason, I don't know every situation!*

  41.  

    Have a memorial for all of those who have died due to corruption and who caused their deaths! So that way, we will always remember what has happened to us and refuse to allow it again! I.E. Trump committing genocide to our own people! 

  42.  

    You will be able to sue the military if they have been egregious! No more Carte Blanche with doing whatever the government or military want! They have committed atrocities that must be corrected! Like when they enacted "Don't ask, don't tell!"

  43.  

    If the government puts you on a no-fly list that is due to a vague reason! Like being Denny Crane! From Boston Legal! You shouldn't have to go through inconveniences because our government is lazy! I want to update all of our systems and everything to the best of its ability! 

  44.  

    I  want to ensure that no more unnecessary lives are lost! I want to unite  the world under the human banner (even if we live in different  countries, we still treat each other like family!) Still be proud of  where we have come from, but make sure to not shy away from others  cultures as long as it’s not hazardous to anyone! 

  45.  

    Everything  should have an integrity clause! That way, we can have amazing laws and  situations and not sleazy and shitty laws and situations! 

  46.  

    Tackle suicide and emotional problems! Sexist problems! All Problems!

  47.  

    Change the pursuit of happiness to a right to be happy (to a degree!)

  48.  

    “Kids ‘do’school today it’s not about  learning! It’s about piling up achievements that look good on the  college AP and it’s gotten way way out of hand! You know what we as a  society get out of it?! A nation of test takers, clubs presidents and  volleyball captains! But we’re losing the innovators, the freethinkers,  the dreamers! We lose our values, honesty, integrity, character! A bunch  of outcome-oriented kids are being led by outcome-oriented teachers,  who are pushed by goal-driven parents and 20% of today’s teenagers  experience depression and a large percent like Ms. Rome says, attempt  suicide! We need to get it together fast! I believe the school has a  better chance to remedy this than the parents!” Doing School By: Denise Pope

  49.  

    To make sure that all countries are on the same page when it comes to  pandemics or other things we would need to coordinate with! I want to  make sure nothing blindsides us! Like covid 19!

  50.  

    End fear-mongering by outlawing it!

  51.  

    Change factory farming rules and such! So everyone can be happy!

  52.  

    Things like space junk and cleaning up the Oceans and such will be one of my most important tasks!

  53.  

    Make sure to take care of our veterans through better medical care, mental help, and anyway we possibly can! 

  54.  

    Allow assisted suicide to exigent circumstances, like Boston Legal Episode in  S4E16. Make it on a case by case basis and make it so it can be quickly  decided! Let doctors decide and if you disagree. Whatever panel or  situation happens will decide what to do in a moments notice (Within reason!)

  55.  

    Root out all evil, oppression, and all things like it!

  56.  

    Change how the government is ran and operated! *no Hitlers were involved in the remaking of our government!

  57.  

    Bring  back dignity and order back to the office and government. Dissolve the hate and disdain for the government! One more thing. The disgusting act of torturing and being able to just scoop people up and to spy on them  without consent, goes against our rights. Rights aren’t negotiable  unless it be with merit. Torture isn’t pretty, but let’s say a nuclear  bomb got smuggled in or homegrown, if you had enough money, you could do  it! We must always defend ourselves without question, unless it’s of  course, without merit or an abuse of power. Different situations may  apply! Meaning I don’t know everything and can’t possibly speak to the  scope of the threat or make a decision based off of my ignorance as of  now! However, please know I am a compassionate man and will always do  the right thing no matter what! My conscience is highly annoying and  won’t change no matter what! I have the gravitas to ensure I will never  become the monster I hate! One of the most despised things are: Becoming  that monster! Just thinking about it makes me breath heavily and have  an angry face. I love people whether they love me or not, I just want to  ensure every human being is treated with love and care!

  58.  

    Make  sure the tobacco industry is arrested for murder and make cigarettes be  changed into non-addictive or banned! A death every 6 seconds isn’t conscientious! +the many other reasons!

  59.  

    Let  someone vote not due to their age, but their competence! If any 18+  person who doesn’t actually do research can vote, shouldn’t the people  MOST affected by voting, be allowed to vote? Create someway to show if  their competent enough. People vote based off of, are they D or R? So  why not someone who is thinking with a lot more depth! 

  60.  

    If  a company is being sued and they can be proved guilty without it going  to court! I.E. A 15 year old being raped in care of a company like a  jail setting. We need to come up with the best way to not force them to  testify! Like for instance, being cross-examined be banned due to  causing irreparable psychological damages! A work-around must come about  that makes justice just!

  61.  

    Charge  people who don’t vote and are silent to oppression, be arrested for  dereliction of civic duty! That way, when we have Trumps, we rigorously  and righteously say hell to the fucking no!

  62.  

    Make  sure that shows like Boston Legal, are banned from normalizing lack of  consent when it comes to inappropriate intimate/sexual situations. Like  just grabbing em by the ass or going into their barrier and or etc! I’m  not being a prude and sexual situations will be allowed as long as all parties are ok with it. Mind your own fucking business! 

  63.  

    Make  sure places that have power or authority over others, have cameras that  are on cloud-based technology and/or whatever is best, to ensure that  guards, principals, church, etc can not abuse their power! No longer can  we allow to trust people to do things by themselves! It’s time to learn  from our mistakes! Of course, it won’t be abused, only for righteous  situations! I will never tolerate abuse of power that hurts other  individuals!

  64.  

    Fix all financial issues!

  65.  

    Allow  people to take drugs that aren’t FDA approved as long as they assume  all risk! If we are free, a government shouldn’t be allowed to control  you!

  66.  

    Federal Indigenous People Day Holiday!

  67.  

    If they have more than a million dollars, they get audited*anyone with power* 

  68.  

    If  Congress or anyone wants a raise, they must first come through us and  not themselves. We will tell them that they’re doing a great job!

  69.  

    Congress no longer sets their work schedule!

  70.  

    From tiktok user adam70049

  71.  

    Free filing for taxes. Sue TurboTax and HR Block. 

  72.  

    Some sort of system to protect Alzheimer’s patients from wandering off and doing bad things!

  73.  

    Abolish race lie and enter in an age of the HUMAN race! We are all related and a light skinted man/group came up with a way to keep their "superiority" by inventing different races! So that they could subjugate others! That's why we are divided in this country! People think black and white people exist, when they dont! Its like Santa Claus! Made up!

  74.  

    Make sure that terms and conditions don’t outweigh the constitution!

  75.  

    Make sure the fish don’t run out and the other extinct-able things will be taken care of!

  76.  

    Mandatory communication, principles, ethics, etc classes! For all individuals who can comprehend! 

  77.  

    Make sure the justice system isn’t black and white. It isn’t. It should be case by case and do what’s right! It’s grey!

  78.  

    Get to the point where we are like other countries that have 0 waste and adopt their policies! 

  79.  

    Make sure doctors can’t abuse their power. Anywhere things could require  immediate attention like this, will have an oversight committee  responsible for handling live requests as to be as quick as our  technology and compassion allows! 

  80.  

    Teach  everyone how to act, communicate, hold principles, debates, question  everything, and educate on any pertinent info! Like how to cook, change  oil, etc! 

  81.  

    Try to make a donation fund for the disenfranchised. I.E. people who get cancer randomly, down on their luck, etc!

  82.  

    Ban food and such that causes health risks to people. Like Bromine Vegetable Oil!

  83.  

    If  there’s even a hint that power lines or anything is a negative health risk, we will handle the situation as quickly as possibly!

  84.  

    Make sure that corporations can’t be greedy and choose to not get PPE because it  would be to “expensive.” Or other situations like this!

  85.  

    Make sure the justice system is just. Not a game. Change the entire system. 

  86.  

    Make sure all rape kits are processed at lightning speed!

  87.  

    If a corporation shows any sign of concern, they’ll be immediately  investigated and will be prosecuted and reparations will be immediately received without a trial if it’s beyond a shadow of a doubt! Like Exxon!

  88.  

    Glow in the dark roads! Credit Goes to The Netherlands!

  89.  

    Make sure that judges can’t abuse their power! 

  90.  

    Try to address and fix all the hoarder or other mental health crises going on! Make sure every person matters and is happy and loved! 

  91.  

    When it comes to parenting. Have a parenting license before someone can be a  parent. Have an online and app presence that will guide all parents and future parents on their journey to raise their children! 

  92.  

    Fix credit score to be more realistic. Like add rent, utilities, and etc. Stop the cycle of it meant to keep us down! 

  93.  

    Make sure that any unchecked powers are put into check. That way, the government doesn’t have free reign. Like being able to vote out, in a day, with majority vote. I.E. using a website or app. Long as it was a  serious matter. Like treason, refusal to do duty and or will of the  people! Like minimum wage as a thriving wage and such! Failure to do campaign promises and etc due to neglect! 

  94.  

    If a company like Pepsi Co knew, that they had bromine vegetable oil that caused issues or high fructose corn syrup and etc. Will be subject to being sued and thrown in jail!

  95.  

         If someone is raped in the open and people can do something and don’t, they should be held liable! 

  96.  

    Make new laws that ensure DAs can’t file charges or anything until a grand  jury is convened or something unless it’s rock solid. 1 point of reasonable doubt it couldn’t be him or her and it wouldn’t be chargeable! 

  97.  

    To figure out all the unknowns and give unlimited funds to them! Like warp speed, anything space related, to anything that’s a mystery needing solving. Only important things!

  98.  

    Fix all infrastructure and update!

  99.  

    If any treaty has been broken. We will somehow make reparations to those  we have harmed. Like the Native Americans we continue to fuck over today!  

  100.  

    Make sure that companies can’t oversee themselves. Ever! Regulate and check all! Within Reason! If you are your own boss, obviously do you, meant for companies that can abuse others!

  101.  

    Get rid of all parties and have only one. The party of the People!

  102.  

    In jail, all areas will be recorded!

  103.  

    Pimp out all police officers with fully protective gear! Money won’t be a problem!

  104.  

    Do massive blood drives and organ donation awareness! Do anything to ensure we are stocked beyond anything!

  105.  

    Invent “Guardians!” What they’ll be. Drones or something more protective and  futuristic as possible! So they can protect against public problems.  Like gang shootouts and protecting people from being raped in an alley, police brutality, etc! Hence Guardians!

  106.  

    Make  sure the EPA, SEC, and every other thing with random letters will have fangs that will bring swift justice and make sure that people are  protected and the rich can’t do crimes and pay for it to get outta jail!

  107.  

    Have a special prosecutor(s) for researching any claims of abuse of power or anything negative! 

  108.  

    Change the curriculum to nothing but the cold hard truth and make it fun (In regards to history!) Teachers have autonomy to a degree!

  109.  

    Make it so that all of our rights are rights and not privileges. Anyone who  aims to take those away, will be educated and then dealt with legally and properly! 

  110.  

    Rejuvenate everything from small unknown towns to Mother Nature to anything that  needs it within reason!

  111.  

    If there are serious side effects, the drug should be first taken in front of the pharmacy or the best place possible. 

  112.  

    Pay interns!

  113.  

    Also, if production states that minimum wage should be $24 and if a politician tries pushing anything less, they'll be jailed and can never be a politician again!

  114.  

    Fix the tax code!

  115.  

    Put trash and cigarette holders in strategic spots around the city so littering is lessened!

  116.  

    Clean up the satellite issue in space! 

  117.  

    Change how we look at the production, sustainability, and etc of food and other like goods! Paraphrasing BBC Two. 

  118.  

    Bring back integrity:if we are displaying an artifact or something that isn’t ours. Return it to the rightful owner! 

  119.  

    Arrest the Derek Chauvins that didn’t get convicted! 

  120.  

    If companies or organizations or whichever become sexist and sexual harassers like the golden globes and etc, or conduct unbecoming or some form of moral contract break it, we will disband them effective immediately and hit them with fines, that we treat like regular people and just take from their accounts. Win^_^ Like the government can garnish wages and such!

  121.  

    Any type of immunity would need to be rethought and made with clearer language. Like for instance. A cop has immunity and etc as long as it’s  about 2nd guessing or etc. Not if they sit on the head for 9 min! 

  122.  

    Change how the FBI, and any type of alphabet org that deals with possible  death or harm situations, handle their different and unique  circumstances. Go over every possible plan and make sure they don’t  murder people like they did in the show FBI S3E12

  123.  

    Make sure we always look to the future when it comes to our technology for  efficiency, I want to make it so our government websites never go “down” or aren’t “made to break" and etc!

  124.  

    Make sure that we teach sign language, body language, English, Latin,  Spanish, French, German, Japanese, and other essential Languages the student public will decide. It is their future. No more deciding other  people’s future, where it isn’t needed! 

  125.  

    If you treat someone so bad, that they kill themselves, you and whoever else was a cunt, will be arrested on whatever degree murder!

  126.  

    Close racial wealth gap! With Reparations!

  127.  

    No longer have companies have the ability to absolve themselves of blame or other insane atrocities!

  128.  

    Get rid of right to work insanity! It should be mutual! 

  129.  

    Outlaw Misinformation! 

  130.  

    Give awards out to public bravery! Like defending an old lady from being beaten and such!

  131.  

    Get rid of all things like Insurance! Scams and such!

  132.  

    Any company that threatens, intimidates or does anything unfit to be a company, will have their rights revoked! More on the specifics later!

  133.  

    No more waste, what I mean, no more building things to break. Either make it last, or don't build it!

  134.  

    Install highways in all owned areas that accommodate electrical cars by charging them while you drive, essentially infinite driving once perfected! Research to see if it’s safe! TBD! Remove all non-renewable  cars except classics and special cars, but to only be driven if  scientists deem it safe because of our changes to how we go about Global  Warming and etc! Which will be 100% green and no bullshit! Only the best! 

  135.  

    Change how the FDA, SEC, and all alphabets act and change it to what it was intended for! To have fangs and to be honorable! 

  136.  

    To  fix all injustices big and small! Even “insignificant” ones! I.E. If  you have a disease that only affects one person, we will work tirelessly  to get to you as quickly as possible and to solve all crises that  involve your right to live a happy life! 

  137.  

    Change our traffic system so it’s ran by efficient AI! No more waiting at 3am for a 10 minute red light!

  138.  

    Have all places we own, to have corporations pay a hefty fee if they don’t use sustainable products!

  139.  

    Any legal injustices that have happened, like people in jail for weed and  such, will be taken care of by immediately removing them from prison and  if they finished, they both get monetary rewards for their unjust punishment! 

  140.  

    Bring out Ghost In the Shell type shit and try to modify humans to become better, cooler, whichever!

  141.  

    With all the new upgrades and new additions to things like basketball courts  and such, stuff people can do for free outside! If people disrespect it  by not cleaning up after themselves, they will get 3 strikes! You won’t  be allowed anywhere that’s public like a park! We must have respect for all the things that people work hard to provide you with! We should always cherish it!

  142.  

    Change the Supreme Court decision that the police don’t have to protect you!  Also, any pig who has caused death or harm to individuals because they refused to help, will be charged with murder/whatever is highest possible charge! 

  143.  

    Remove rules that stipulate bed times. Like in the park! We are grown adults.  If you want to go hang out, or smoke weed, shoot ball, it should be your right no matter what time! Night Owls exist and shouldn't be suppressed!

  144.  

    Companies can raise prices based off of accurate inflation or good enough reasoning! No more 25c little Debbies being 1$+ for no good reason! 

  145.  

    Get rid of alimony unless the woman/spouse is going to give it up also! It shouldn't be up to the spouse to pay for the same lifestyle you have now, that's the entire point of being divorced! Now I understand if it is enough money to help them get back on their feet!

  146.  

    To give parents a guide on how to parent in the best way possible for the child! 

  147. Burn  the White House and have a big ass bon fire! Celebrating the end of the  establishment and racism and all evil things! Rebuild and rename into  The Peoples House! Or a name people want! Idc either way! Viva La  People!

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