Joey's Journey book about my life will be made before I am elected so you can understand me. Like why I have such an intense personality and "Trauma Responses." Thank you so much for supporting us!

1. Campaign Manager
2. Copy Writer
3. 750 Volunteers to achieve all signatures before their deadlines.
4. Raise $17 million and register once I have spent/received $5000 per rule.
5. Open call centers to reach ALL Americans.
6. Two Country-Wide road trips to secure funding/volunteers/name recognition.
7. Aiming to become the next Rap God to help with finances and name recognition.
8. Win with a Landslide because I don't have any opposition. No one else has plans. I do. Therefore, they're not even near my level. My plan is to change how we approach running our great country. Truly make it the richest in all aspects and not just for the 1%. My plan is better than ( It is roughly the same concept, I just plugged their leaks and made it more efficient and mainstream) the one Switzerland currently has in place. They're one of the happiest people in the world. 
9. Get the Committee System in place so we can finally heal our broken country.
10. Release an ineffable amount of prisoners that don't deserve to be there.
11. Release the children in cages back to their parents and make a worldwide apology and give them reparations.
12. Deprogram people from Media abuse and lies and etc. Send trained professionals door-to-door and show people the unedited veracious Car Fax so we can heal. Show all the new changes to the government so you can have peace of mind and stop hating our government. Education is key to our success.
13. Fix places like Flint, Michigan finally.
14. With the Committees (subject to change based on whatever you wish to call it)  APP live, you will finally have control over your destiny and we can start ending all injustices.
15. Use the back taxes the IRS will be collecting to fix our infrastructure and update it to 2024 standards (roughly 10+ Trillion.)
16. Use that to have a free-for-all event where anyone who comes up with the best business plan to dominate companies and industries like Comcast, Amazon, Walmart, etc. Will be giving as much of a blank check as possible to compete with them ASAP! That way we can use that money to invest in our country and instead of those trillions of dollars going to greedy people with no souls, it'll all go to erasing our National Debt and eventually we will open our very own Aflac-type business to help those in need. Eventually, when we are flush, you will start to receive "Stimulus Checks" to share the profits. All Profits will be disbursed via a committee to handle them and you will have a say in where that goes (subject to change due to my ignorance, not being a "politician".) That way we can be efficient and responsible adults.
17. Legalize all drugs like Portugal did. Which showed a decrease in usage, crime, deaths, etc. People are going to use them anyways. Mind as well make trillions of dollars and make it safe to use. It will also provide jobs! An Uber-Esque industry where you can order a babysitter that is experienced in how to handle situations like you taking acid and wanting to jump off your 22-story building. Everything will be about bringing order and ending the stigma surrounding drugs. If we are to be "free" people.  My Body, My Choice MUST reign supreme in all subjects. Government NEEDS to keep its sticky fingers out of our honey jar. Pun intended.
18. Lead the world by example. 
19. After 3 years and I amass enough Political Capital, I will convene a UN Summit of ALL countries and UNITE the ENTIRE world under one banner so we may finally be the civilized adults we need to be. Refer to The Metrons for guidance on that. People will see the vast change in our government and I will be able to change hearts and minds by then and the rest of the world won't hate us or look down upon us anymore.
20. Once United, we will bring peace, prosperity, tranquility, understanding, love, education, and order, and finally stop having the ineffable hubris we have. We will finally have a civilized and together civilization and we will follow our Prime Directive so we may never lose our way again. 
21. Once the VAST undertaking is complete and we have our affairs in order (before too) we will hyper-focus on "Going where no man has boldly gone before" and create a Starfleet of all peaceful civilizations and explore and map the ever-expanding Universes.
22. Most important part is to create a system with minimal waste, no money, and robots taking over systems they were meant for like our Green, Yellow, and Red System (No not Skynet, Chill.) The jobs we don't want and etc so we can focus on LIVING and not SLAVING. The Best Possible World Imaginable!
23. If you have any questions, please feel free to ask! Everything is subject to change. I am your Leader. I am not daddy. I am about giving you control over every conceivable aspect of our lives so we may finally be truly free. Thank you so much for reading and supporting us! Together we can topple this Twilight Zone episode and heal our eroding world!  

Sincerely,
Your Champion AKA Battousai The Legendary Hitokiri